I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.

 

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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uptownhags:

Get to Know Me Meme: 5 favorite female characters
↳1/5: Elizabeth Jennings + Nina Sergeevna Krylova (tie)

Don’t tell her you love her so much. A Russian woman doesn’t like that. She won’t respect you.
tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





this is just perfect in every way

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way

milesmoralez:

DAREDEVIL #001

"Oh thats right. You’re been outta town. You don’t know. We got a new friend in these parts. You might not recognize him in his street clothes."